i am no country

You're the United Nations!
Most people think you're ineffective, but you are trying to completely save the world from itself, so there's always going to be a long way to go. You're always the one trying to get friends to talk to each other, enemies to talk to each other, anyone who can to just talk instead of beating each other about the head and torso. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't, and you get very schizophrenic as a result. But your heart is in the right place, and sometimes also in New York.
Take the Country Quiz at Blue Pyramid.

***Kind of true, except the ineffective part of course .... well, and the schizophrenic part. I do like the idea of being a peace maker and a global citizen. Hmm....